Saturday, July 10, 2010

The Price Tag Of Truth

My fellow Americans, brothers and sisters in spirit, dear friends, kinfolk, neighbors, strangers, and global cyber passerbys, we come to serve and service Truth for you. This mission - now a life's work - is nothing more or less than a response to the prompt from Who Whom has chosen this vessel for Truth duty.

Dear ones, we bring this urgent revelatory message from Who Whom: Truth is not and can not be free.

Upon reading this revelation, many of you will be startled. We anticipate your defiance, your rejection, your rebellion against these words of Truth. We expect your mind will be confused and your heart will be troubled. Depart immediately to the quiet place where the sea waves splash, the mountain air refreshes, the hoot owl lulls, or the card swiper signals positive. Reflect on the imperfect nature of you, a mere human in the grand scheme of all that is, was and ever will be. Return to our words when you have seen the light of open-mindedness and have felt the melting of your heart.

Hear ye this, beloved: Orderly earthly existence demands that Truth be told. The way of telling is narrow and twofold; it rolls either off the presses or the tongues of the chosen. Both methods require amplification. Amplification, properly and effectively conveyed, requires human effort. This, dearest ones, is your cue.

Cyberspace access and presence, recording and transmission devices, publication instruments, and lecture halls are the bare necessities of Truth conveyance. Essentials to be secured for the vessel of Truth are transportation, lodging, and meals.

Beloved, let's not do this on the cheap. Consider the impact of Truth in HD sound with special effects graphics, broadcast from the paw of the Sphinx or the altar of the Chrystal Cathedral. Ruminate upon the numbers reached by embedding the vessel of Truth in locations such as Jerusalem, Mecca, Fatima, Tibet, or the International Space Station. Reflect upon the impression of a well-dressed, professionally fresh-faced, manicured, and shiatsued vessel.

Little ones, you shall awaken to your sacrificial tasks. The very least of you have services or coins to offer which will please and glorify Who Whom assigns this vessel of Truth.

Your rewards are forthcoming if - and only if - you will place your trust in Who Whom appoints this vessel. Remember good and faithful people that life after life is a known unknown. We urge you not to be left behind or unpositioned. The best is yet to come for those who morn, weep, toil, suffer and bleed. If you the dimmest lights shine together to move forward this vessel so that Truth can be sold to all seekers, your names will be branded in the gold book adorned with silver trim and precious gemstones that is located in the other-dimensional temple.

To the rich human who is poor in spirit, we say: Send in a million dollars, and make this one a millionaire vessel. What better evidence, what more demonstration, could Who Whom ask from one whose pampered and sassy self will not otherwise fit through the eye of the needle?

Think upon these things, oh ye in confusion. An eternal glorious destination depends on faith. Faith must abide in a sturdy and magnificent vessel if it is to survive the greatest trip ever a human may make.

Delay not! for the costs of vessel construction are skyrocketing and the number of utopia-bound vessels are limited.

Act now and you too can be an investor in what shall be the greatest vessel Who Whom has ever anointed.