Thursday, July 15, 2010

Checkout Lines

People: Jen's New Man (Her latest co-star)

Star: Jen's Baby Plans (Adoption says close source)

National Enquirer: Brad & Angie (Split/Rekindle/Adopt)

National Examiner: Anguished Last Days (Of dying/dead celebrity)

The Sun: Nostradamus Prediction (The End Is Nigh)

Time: Person of the Week (Human)

Newsweek: Person of the Week (Corporation)

Cosmo: What He Really Wants In Bed! (You!- To do all the work!)

O!: The Best You! (New Exercise! New Mantra!)

Vogue: Hot New Looks for the Season (Under $100.00 (Each seam))

Good Housekeeping: The Five-Minute Meal (Chicken, Rice & Vegetable)

Better Homes & Gardens: Easy, Breezy Nook & Cranny (Redecorate)

Readers Digest: 5 Ways to Save (Clip, Trim, Keep, Recycle, Trade)

Soap Opera Digest: Who Will Die? (Not Sonny Corinthos)

Horoscope: Your Lucky Numbers (0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9)