1. Bribe and blackmail each and every voting member with consummate ruthlessness.
2. Dare those who would defy: Arrive with an entourage, a blunt instrument and a great big smile-you-better-not-wipe-off-my-face.
3. Sweat.
4. Repeat wring & fluff cycle (1 above).
5. Reapply smile and become the entourage.
6. Spin dry.
2. Dare those who would defy: Arrive with an entourage, a blunt instrument and a great big smile-you-better-not-wipe-off-my-face.
3. Sweat.
4. Repeat wring & fluff cycle (1 above).
5. Reapply smile and become the entourage.
6. Spin dry.
